TACKLING

Now, since all the Viscounts do is tackle because we are shit at going forward, the blogger stumbled across some action shots from our recent game against Ensians. The perfect tackle is to get low and hit your target in the hips and drive him back on his arse. A bonus is to hit him hard enough to knock the ball from his graft.

A perfect example here is Nico

Although little Nico is tryin to mould himself into a nutty flanker, he is about 3 stone wet. Obvious solution to your lack of weight is to eat your pastry from your pies and pasties you weak prick! So you would think that the big lads in the team will be all out massive bonecrunchers. Wrong. Knibs at a rough guess will be 6 foot 2 and 17 stone but check out this tackling technique.

Knibs, stop pulling his hair and bend your back you faggot!!!