Monday, 29 October 2007

v YORK 27/10/07

Following last weeks shite, the Viscounts made the trip over to York hoping to fair a little better. It started off well as the return of most of the backs and RokoChilton not playing, we had a much stronger squad than last week!!! Sorry Chilts, hope your 'sore head' gets better for next week.

With a few words said by a few players, DIR Mick Peel didnt have to say owt. Beefy kicked off and after dominating the first 10, Andy scored another quality try. He broke from 40ish meters and just pissed off to the line. So, we were on top and looking good. Until this. With no RokoChilton, the game was crying for a comedy moment and up stepped this little beauty. Obviously by playing at full-back he was still not in top physical shape after his 65 vodka tonics the night before, old snake hips himself El-Dux didnt fancy catching the high kick York put up. Instead he fancied his favoured George Best and tried to boot it on the half volley. But he missed it by a mile and they scored! 15 assembled Viscounts behind the posts all with the same thought of "you fucking numpty"! It became funny back at the club though! Skipp missed a penalty just on half-time

HALFTIME YORK 7-5 VISCOUNTS

DIR Peel told the boys to keep going but a sloppy start was punished by York with 2 penaltys. Then our scrumhalf, Mahony, had to go straight to hospital with a broken thumb. Pastry boy was fucked and went onto the wing. Dyson went to scrumhalf and Beefy went to flanker.
Big Richie made a break, Andy made another, and so did RAF Ben but we failed to score and York made us pay with a try that was slightly contraversial as nobody knew what the fuck was going on or why we had a penalty against us. Whats that saying? Never turn your back at a penalty. We did and got punished. But fair play to us, we got back up and after Charlie turned ball over, Pastry boy screamed over under the posts. Skipp knocked the goal over with the last play.

So another defeat, but at least this week we showed some cock and balls and put in a decent effort unlike last week. Roll on Old Mods next week

FULLTIME YORK 18-12 VISCOUNTS

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